What a crazy day. The plan was to get some zombie clothes (whatever those are) for Don, who is competing next month in the Mr. Sister Leather Contest. It ended up just goofing around and trying on stupid costumes and seeing the sights in beautiful downtown Norwalk. Yes, Norwalk. Did you know, for example, that the school used in that most excellent movie Grease 2 was Excelsior High School in Norwalk? True, we came upon it's puke-yellow facade almost by accident, and true, as we drove past, some homeless guy was pissing in a corner between a wall and a shrub, but it was the very school used in Grease 2!!!

And then, have you ever seen such kinetic sculpture as this glorious Norwalk Town Square piece? It's like an oil derrick spouting light bulbs. Balanced on top of another oil derrick. That is upside-down for some reason. And all of it rests atop a florist. Why? Nobody knows.... and that's the beautify of the mystery.

And then, hunger set in, so a trip to the Citadel seemed appropriate, as it was on the way home and neither of us had ever been, other than a shoe-shopping trip last year to the Puma store. So we decided on Ruby's and dang I am glad we did. The waiters were sofa king hot! Seriously hot. Tight khaki pants showing off ample butts and packages and... who needed food at that point? I needed something else! But I digress. The food was good. It didn't exactly bring back memories of high school and the original (I think) Ruby's on the Huntington Beach Pier, but it was totally worth the trip just for the man-meat. I mentioned the waiters, but the managers, too, bulging arm muscles, bulging trousers... hot diggity!